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Oklahoma City Thunder Media Day: Steven Adams is a Stage-3 werewolf

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They go up to level 5, I think. I'm not sure how it works in New Zealand.

NBA Media Days and the subsequent start of the NBA season both give off a feel that's very similar to the first day of school as a child. One of the most memorable parts of those experiences was seeing how your classmates had grown over the summer.

If we're comparing that to the OKC Thunder today, I think Steven Adams might have hit puberty sometime in July.

The porn 'stache was the just the beginning, folks. Adams is slowly transforming into a full-on werewolf. He might not even be eligible to play in the NBA by the end of December because he'll technically be a different species.

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