King Henry VIII and Russell Westbrook will teach you a thing or two about executing properly

W. Bennett Berry

There is nothing better than an interview with the masters of execution.

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Question:  In regards to the First Earl of Essex, did you feel like even with light pretexts and false accusations, they made you put to death the most faithful servant you ever had?

Execution. Thought we did a good job of executing.

Question: Some say "youth doth rule me;" would you agree with that idea?

Did a good job of execution.

Question: Would you agree that, of all losses, time is the most irrecuperable for it can never be redeemed?

Good execution.

Question: One would argue that two beheadings out of six wives is too many, yet 33% is right around league average...Thoughts?

Did a good job of executing tonight.

Question: Are you going to kill me when this interview is over?

Nah, I just don't like you.

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