Steven Adams: "Hail to the perfect stache!"

Thunder center Steven Adams is a man of exquisite taste. A connoisseur of fine woods and door frames, a man that knows where he's going. The gentleman's gentleman. A bon vivant. It should come as no surprise that such a raconteur, such a man of international stature and elegance, would have but one request. A Tom Selleck mustache.

Can you watch that and then not imagine the glory of a world where Steven Adams has a Magnum P.I. mustache? No, because you are only human. A world where Steven Adams is without a Magnum P.I. mustache is a blood soaked hellscape that you can never save or escape.

A dystopian wasteland that the Lakers would look at and say, "oh hell no, that's awful!". While I love nothing more than to bathe in the schadenfreude of the Lakers' tears, the world needs a Steven Adams with the full glory that is a Magnum P.I. mustache.

Steven Adams, we salute you and your impeccable taste in facial hair.