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Watch Steven Adams offer more pre-season commentary and...where'd the 'Stache go?

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The greatest trick the Mustache ever pulled was convincing the world it didn't exist. And like that, poof. It was gone.


If Steven Adams' mustache was a character from the Usual Suspects, what would he say?

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  • 27%
    "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Adams' mustache.
    (27 votes)
  • 26%
    Give me the f****** keys, you f****** c********** mustache, aaarrrghh!
    (26 votes)
  • 24%
    One cannot be betrayed if one has a mustache.
    (24 votes)
  • 23%
    There's no way they'd line five mustaches in the same room, no way.
    (23 votes)
100 votes total Vote Now