Joey Crawford prevents the Mayan Apocalypse

Joey Crawford is an NBA referee, and as some have said (but never here, if Mr. Crawford is reading this) he has sometimes had some trouble getting the calls right.

Fair enough. Of course we also remember this infamous moment where Crawford followed up a questionable call by doing...something:

Apparently this was simply the sacrificial dance of the ballers supreme, and as an outcome he prevented the world from ending. You're welcome, NBA fans.