Westbrook, Harden, and Durant's Grand Tour: The Patsy Stone Incident

Russell Westbrook would like to remind you that you should drink eight glasses of water a day.

BBC: Absolutely Fabulous

Were KD, Westbrook, and Harden scheduled to drop by Slough to tour a paper company today prior to playing Australia? Yes, but Patsy Stone happened. Russell noticed that she looked a bit dazed, possibly impaired. Being the gentleman that he is, Westbrook grabbed his Ozarka water and tried to help. Patsy, in turn, gave him a cross look and stated something to the effect of, "OH BABE...SWEETIE! What the @*&% are you doing? Water? How terribly common." She then stared blankly, smoked her cigarette, and proceded with a vodka fueled manifesto of how gorgeous James Harden's beard is and other things that are best left unsaid. Today, they deal with Patsy Stone and belligerence. Tomorrow, it's off to Slough.


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