AFTER THREE YEARS OF ASSISTANT COACHING HIBERNATION, P.J. CARLESIMO HAS FINALLY RETURNED TO THE BENCH!!!!

Okay, so I'm way way way way too excited. My favorite coach of all time, the only former Thunder coach, and the man who reportedly eats out 364 days a year has finally gotten a head coaching gig. It's interim, but I'll take what I can get. Every Brooklyn article will have a picture of him. Why? Because I said so! Get ready for lots of crazy ties, insane hand movements, and yelling at players for no reason.

Also, I know that you guys are a bunch of Carlesimo haters, and say that he guided the Thunder to a 1-12 record. He also left players disinterested, played at way too slow of a pace, benched Westbrook behind Earl Watson, and played worthless big men for way too long. BUT I DON'T CARE, HE'S AWESOME!!!!

It's CARLESIMO TIME, EVERYONE!!!!

(Man, is it good to be a blogger.)