Russell Westbrook rides into town on a chihuahua

William Bennett Barry

With confused and pretentious Portland hipsters looking on, a vivacious Russell Westbrook returns to Oklahoma City with his trusty steed El Mookie Blaylock (not to be confused with former NBA point guard Daron Oshay "Mookie" Blaylock). They ride as one, a pulsating cannon of electric awesome and sombreros, approaching with bated breath to unleash this electric awesome upon the Blazers. You should prepare yourself because this is real and this is spectacular.

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The night is ablaze with excitement and horn rimmed glasses blasting into the intimidation of the dark blue sky. It's the Westbrook Signal, and it's time to rise together and Thunder Up!

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