"I could get stronger and go from there. I realize I'm not going to be 250 and cut up, but I could get stronger."
"Perkins wants to show up for training camp at 265 pounds, 20 pounds lighter than he is now. He's hired a nutritionist and is planning to get to work right away."
I'm going to go on the record and recommend that Steve Martin be consulted before such an attempt is made.