Since my pleas to the masses to stop calling Kevin Durant "Durantula" are obviously going unheeded, I might as well go in the opposite direction. Animal nicknames you want? Animal nicknames you shall receive.

So Russell Westbrook, I dub thee: "Honey Badger."

For visual evidence of the namesake, follow the fold:

Note: if you would like to see a much more NSFW (language) but infinitely more hilarious take on the honey badger, go here.